If you have been on Twitter for more than twelve seconds, there is a chance that you have fallen into the “Alpha Male” rabbit hole. This is where Alpha Male is trending and you realize it is because of tweets by self proclaimed alpha male Nick Adams.
Nick explains to the people who absolutely do not care what it takes to be an alpha male. They are as follows…
Eat raw steaks (Donald Trump eats well done steaks with ketchup)
Eat raw fish (Okay. What?)
Drive a diesel truck (Kind of insults Elon Musk but ok)
Drink domestic beer (Nick is from Australia)
Sit with your legs spread wide open (Alpha male Al Bundy)
Buy Trump NFTs (What the fuck?)
But the one thing that Nick is adamant about, the one thing that he will make video after video about and will defend to the end, is that alpha males love Hooters.
Now, of course the whole alpha male thing is ridiculous. Every human who is secure in who they are has a positive impact on life. To be a leader, you bring people up. You do not put people down to make yourself look better. Alpha whatever are confident with supporting others in what their passions are. The whole “alpha male” thing is an absolute farce but the more you say it online, the harder Nick comes. So there is no point in fighting.
But one thing I just cannot stand for is the defense of Hooters. Hooters is literally one of the worst restaurants out there. Not because of the waitresses. All restaurants have nice looking guys and gals so that is not even a question anymore. But yes I do find it kind of hypocritical where the right is losing their shit over a drag show where the moral is “love yourself no matter who you are” but are totally fine with a woman in orange shorts rubbing on their eight year old.
Anyway I am all over the place. Let me explain why I am so offended. It is not because of the whole alpha male, or Hooters waitresses, or raw fish.
I am offended because Hooters is absolutely horrible.
Horrible. Like the food is absolutely disgusting. It is supposed to be a take of an Applebee’s menu and nothing has flavor at all. And they bread their wings.
No one orders Hooters from Grubhub. No one. Do you want to know why? I will tell you. It is because their food is worse than every fast food and convenience store put together. It is just trash. That is why they have to have scantily clad waitresses. To hide the fact that their food is just sh*t.
People make fun of Golden Corral and while I think buffets are gross, I could at least enjoy a few items there. Same with Cracker Barrel. Hell, as much as I hate Chick-Fil-A, and I hate it there, at least their chicken is not disgusting.
Everything at Hooters is. Every single food item.
You do not believe me? Eat there. better yet, order food from there to be delivered. I assure you every bite will be regret because of the money you spent.
And I am not even talking about the fantastic “regulars” to sit at a Hooters bar. It is like a Discovery Plus murder mystery.
So the whole alpha male thing is silly but fine, I get it.
But Hooters food is sh*t and anyone who says differently is a liar.
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